The Perfect Night Out.....

My face is still pretty sore from those slaps I received last Friday. But do not worry, I put some Flying Tiger Cub Balm and Gangu is back on pimp patrol. Gangu still has not found the hottie of his life and am desperately seeking her. Today Gangu stood outside the women's bathroom at the local Subzhi Mundi and gave out the pimp card. Hopefully someone will respond within the day. I didn’t have any expensive cologne to scent the card with so I smeared some of my deodorant onto the back of it. This way the ladies will know how to identify me (Old Spice- Original Scent).
According to Pimping for Dummies (available for sale on my website or in my Chutney Hut outside your local 7-11), a man must make his woman feel not only comfortable but keep her sexual senses aroused. I can imagine our first date now: First I will take her on a picnic in the park; I will then break out the dosa and chutney. After a splendid meal, I will play the dhol for her and anyone else sitting in the park. You might think that this is all Gangu has to offer! However, Gangu must appease her sexual senses. So after the splendid meal, I massage her toes, put some curry on them and lick it all off. Mmmmmmmm…..I can only imagine it now. However, I must be careful this time, last time I did this romantic act, the chicken curry was too good, and I accidentally bit the girl's toe. But Gangu has learned in his travels and is ready to use his skill. Of course after this, I will take her into my brand new Nissan quest (for I have learned that my old Camry was considered something called fobby) and drop her home. Who knows, if Gangu is lucky, she will consider watching Kal Ho Naa Ho in the backseat and maybe it will soon be time to disco. But if no disco, Gangu will drop her home. However, Gangu is not a fool. After her toe licking experience, no doubt the girl will call him up that very night and ask him to come over. Oh baby......