Predating Rituals

Someone replied to Gangu’s pimp card!!! Well, actually a lot of people replied, mostly to curse Gangu off, but one girl would like to go out with Gangu!! Her name is Mercedes....like the car. It’s almost as if the parents were setting her up to become a stripper or something. Anyways, the point is that the date is tomorrow night and Gangu must do his predating ritual. This starts off with Gangu watching Hitch not once but twice. After this Gangu must cook the chicken curry with which to put all over the date’s toes during the date. Naturally Gangu makes this curry with love and even adds his own special ingredient which lets say only Gangu can make…literally. After fine tuning the dhol and checking the weather, Gangu must get ready his special attire. Gangu picks the finest Lungi available in his closet and if the one he owns is not available or has a curry stain on it, the sheet on his bed will do. Then Gangu will take a shower and use his Old Spice deodorant and after shaving will get dressed. Then comes the most important part in the date: Gangu arrives at the girl’s house 1 hour early. You might ask why, but Gangu likes to know what his date likes. So Gangu takes out his binoculars, parks across the street and works his magic. Before you know it, Gangu will be getting laid.
Actually, since this is Gangu’s first date since middle school, Gangu has not tested any of these rituals. Hopefully they will work tomorrow night. I can’t wait to tell Mercedes how I know her favorite shampoo is Head and Shoulders. Wish Gangu luck………..