"Bollywood" Club

Today Gangu was happily browsing through his account on facebook... When suddenly he thought... Itz been awhile since Gangu had shown his Mother Teresa side to the world... Hmmm... Maybe it is time Gangu should help out Shahrukh and Hritik... considering that the "Sexiest Indian Man Alive Competition" was coming up and everything... maybe they could use more positive publicity in order to prove an effective challenge against Gangu. So I thought... If Gangu's fans across the world only knew that Gangu associates with these actors... just think of how much more famous these actors would become! Keeping this in mind, I went on facebook and decided to join a group that was related to Bollywood.

Ahh... a perfect club, Gangu thought, when he found a club called "Bollywood". Gangu quickly joined the club. Gangu's eyes fell upon the desolate discussion boards, where only the president was writing... and his most recent post was ordering the members to invite more people. He claimed that he desired 500 ppl by the end of this week, but at that time there were only 250 members. Sympathy conquered Gangu's heart. He wanted this small group to expand and reach out to the people... and so I thought... maybe they could use a bit of Gangu's help too. So I decided to write on the discussion board.

"Hello presidentji. How do you do??"

Gangu waited for a whole day... but no response came. Hmmm... Maybe the poor president had no access to the internet, I thought... Yah... that was the only satisfying reason. So, being a noble person that Gangu is... Next day, Gangu thought he would make an offer which the president couldn't refuse.

I asked the president if I made sure 10,000 hot girls joined his club by the end of the week would he consider becoming Gangu's friend and joining his fan club on facebook... I mean people have begged Gangu, in the past, to be their friend... So this should've have been a no-brainer... I patiently awaited for the reponse... 13 seconds passed... 47 seconds... 1 minute and 27 seconds... and finally at 1 minte and 46 seconds Gangu's computer hanged, and so he had to go through the usual 15 minute restarting process...

After the computer restarted... Gangu signed back into facebook and check out the club's discussion board... Ahh... a response! Hmmm... How did the president respond!?!? Well... to begin with... the president had kicked Gangu out of the club. Then... he wrote in the discussion board that Gangu Is Stupid and claimed that Gangu should not be associated with the club "Bollywood" by any of the members. One would think that was atrocious enough... But nooo... this guy had the nerve to send Gangu a private message stating that Gangu's fan club is stupid too and mocked Gangu for being the only member in Gangu's fan club!

Gangu's heart ached as he poured over each and every word of the president's response again and again. What a cruel world Gangu lives in... *sigh* Hmmm... Maybe the president was racist against sexy people... and this could all be due to an inferiority complex the president endured after seeing Gangu's picture on the facebook account... Yes yes... that seemed to be the most probable senario.