Repurcusions Of Toe Licking

Gangu spent the night in jail. The police officer and Mercedes did not find the toe licking incident romantic, and termed it sexual harassment. On his way home, after posting his bail, Gangu’s grandmother gave him the usual speech about maturing.

Ahh... Now I must go to court next week and explain to the judge what being romantic is all about. Mercedes was the woman that Gangu thought her to be. Can you believe that while trying to watch Lady In The Water, she had the nerve to put her arm around me and cry on my shoulder?!?! She even picked up Gangu's lungi and started wiping her tears! Poor Gangu was trying to watch the movie. Gangu’s Lungi is 100% silk and MADE IN INDIA. Gangu can’t just go buy one at will. Gangu will get over this major disappointment however… and as far as the toe licking is concerned... Mercedes probably had athlete’s foot anyway.