Wedding Nightmare!
I am in DEEP trouble! As my followers know, I am currently in the 26th year of PiMpIn it. This all good except now, my Papa, Dilip Shah Khan Desai Patel Jerome Smith III, wants to arrange a marriage for me….. No way in hell is Gangu Patel going down like that after living the good life for so many years. Papa called the same marriage broker that got Gangu’s sister married and even had a ad put in the Indian Times. Naturally when the broker showed Gangu’s sweet fly pose to all the ladies out there, our phones would not stop ringing. Papa had to hire an operator and a secretary. Gangu is not ready to be tied down….Gangu must have a chat with his Papa. Maybe Gangu should consider his pimping days over…..I know what you are thinking- “How could Gangu ever quit the pimping and stop being so sexy?” Well you know what? Your right! Gangu could never stop being the sexy man that he is…..how ugly would the reproductive circle be without Gangu? Gangu must tell his father all of this and explain to Papa that Gangu and marriage do not go together, at least for now……
posted by Gangu Patel @ 8:07 PM
11 Love Left For Gangu
11 Comments:
Ganguuuu u are too much!!! hehehehehe
who is this gangu? I came across this website and thought it was retarded, but it still made me laugh...i gultily came back again and again looking for more humor as you have a unique style...are u for real??
Suji: Thanks for leaving Gangu's comments... It is quite satisfying to see fans! :-D
Priya: Retarded??? Oh my... But now Gangu is glad that you have come back for more :-) And ofcourse Gangu is for real!
hey mr.gangu! thanks for visiting my blog...! so did you talk to your papa? i'll be visiting your blog regularly, because i love your posts! lol!!!!
No no... I haven't talked to him... haven't summoned up enough courage yet... maybe later today i will... or in a couple of days... or years... :-\
Btw... thanks! Gangu treasures compliments more than rubies and diamonds! :-D
I don't know about this gangu thing. It all seems too crazy and funny to be true at all. I told you I would guiltily return to this website. It's just too interesting to keep my eyes away from. But I can think about it two ways. 1.) I am reading a lot of falsifications and wasting time doing this. or 2.) It is true and I am learning life lessons from gangu. I pray that it is the latter. I really just came back to see if 'gangu' wrote back.
Falsifications??? Ohh no no... What Gangu rights is 100% real... What part of Gangu's Adventures seem unrealistic to you?? You cannot doubt me Priya... me of all the people... Ahhh... You do me much injustice. It is definitely the 2) point you mentioned... While reading these posts Gangu recommends you keep paper and pencils ready in order to take notes and Gangu assures you... you will be leading a much sexier life... :-P
ps. Ofcourse Gangu would 'right back'!!! Gangu never leaves any questions, comments, or concerns unattended! :-)
hey again! good to know my comment meant so much to you! you really are one cool character! hope to see more of you! bye!
Hi "gangu", I told my best friend Neha about you and she got really mad at me for repetedly visiting your blog. She thinks that you must be a 55 year old pervert who is out to get young, vulnerable girls (like myself). I told her that you said that you are really, Gangu, but she is always trying to boss me around and control my life. I think she is just jealous. She also has a blog, but refuses to let me give you the site for it. I don't care if she sees this right now because I am really mad at her. Does Gangu have any advice for this life situation?
Thank you.
And by the way, you spelled "write" wrong. (right)
Gangu would love to help you out... but he is in a mess right now... refer to my latest post for more details. Sorryyy
hmmmmmm...IS gangu an old pervert? One of my substitute teachers was one...they are really nightmarish.
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