Wyoming Baby!!

Sorry for not writing over the last couple of days guys... Gangu just came back from the trip to Wyoming! So where were we... Oh Yes! Just to recap... Arjun Singh.

Distraught that Arjun Singh had once again made Gangu his victim... Gangu exited Motel 8. "Oh god... How did I fall for the handshake trick AGAIN???" Ever since 5th grade... Arjun had always asked Gangu at the end of the altercation... "Wanna be friends?" But miliseconds before Gangu's hands met with Arjun's... to complete the handshake... Arjun would be smirking and jeering... "TOO LATE!!!"

Reminder of these past incidents in Gangu's life just happened to add another punch to his downhearted mood. But was Gangu going to let all this affect his sensational trip to Wyoming!?! No way! Gangu reached Wyoming in the evening and decided to spend the night at the local Days Inn (Gangu will never stay in a Motel 8 after the Arjun Singh incident!).

Next day was a trip to the much heard Yellowstone National Park. Gangu's Papa had advised Gangu... “With great power comes great responsibility!” No. Actually, he had said “Always adapt to the environment around you in order to feel accepted, Son.” So naturally Gangu adhered to this advice... and roared when standing in front of the lion. Hopped after kidnapping a baby Kangaroo and shoving it in his pocket, when he saw the Kangaroos... Bumped heads with Bisons... Oh man oh man!! It was the best animal experience Gangu ever had!

After visiting the park, Gangu’s guide, Chuck, led Gangu to a beach!!!! Ok Ok, maybe not in Wyoming...but it was a river with some sand next to it. But Gangu was so amazed! The next thing that Chuck said was, “Dude, lets go surfing at the beech!”. Although Gangu did not know what surfing was, he did not want to look stupid in front of Chuck. Chuck was so cool that every time he turned his head, his long hair would fly and it seemed like a Pantene Pro V commercial. Oh man!! All the ladies were staring at him!

As soon as Gangu got to the beach, Gangu was more than happy. Ladies were everywhere! They were lying down on the beach, “sunbathing.” In Gangu’s motherland, if any of the girls walked around the villages were wearing what these ladies were wearing, Oh man... what would happen! When Gangu lived in India, one fine day, Pooja decided to walk around the village with nothing but some pants and a sleeveless top! Oh Gangu found those arms so very sexy... Unfortunately the village elders did not share Gangu's taste... and Pooja was kicked out of the village... Long story short, Pooja became a Bollywood Actress and started acting in some flop movies.

Anyway, back to "sunbathing"... Gangu at first was not familiar with this term and thought people on this beach were just randomly sleeping on the sand. “Why cant these hobos lie somewhere else, Chuck?” was all Gangu could ask. Gangu thought... Hmm... People say such great things about America... But even the Bikharis that Gangu knew back in India wore more clothes than these people while they slept! Then Chuck decided to let him know what was really happening because he himself started to lie on the sand. Gangu demanded what stupidity was this, and all Chuck replied was that he was soon going to look like Gangu! And sure enough, in an hour, to Gangu’s amazement, Chuck looked as dark as a brownie... whereas Gangu looked blacker than his own shadow! “Vow!” was the only word Gangu could conjure.

Pretty soon Gangu started offering to put sunbathing lotion on the backs of any girls that wanted Gangu’s sexy hands on their backs. However, only Chuck’s grandmother let Gangu put some on her back.

By the end of this exciting trip, Gangu made two important discoveries: The only bathing that was suited for Gangu was that from the well water, and the other was that Gangu was capable of swimming and going to the bathroom at the same time!

As Gangu walked away from the beach with Chuck... Scubadivers behind them who had been swimming in Gangu's vicinity were all too excited about finding something brown, in the water...